“You spend too much time on the internet”

(Source: funniest-out, via sodamnrelatable)

When you look forward to something and it doesn’t happen.

(Source: zeros-and-ones-are-everything, via lmaogtfo)

“Go wash the dishes!”

“Go take out the garbage!”

“Go fold the clothes!”

“Go make me coffee!”

“Go do the laundry!”

“Go hang the clothes!”

“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”

(Source: sreezuh, via wowfunniestposts)

When my friend abandons me at a party.

(Source: doesitmakemeabetch, via lmaogtfo)

When people like their own facebook status/picture

(via sodamnrelatable)

singwordsthatholdnomeaning:
singwordsthatholdnomeaning:

wearing sunglasses indoors and doing shots of beer
this is how to live guys we’ve been doing it wrong the whole time

singwordsthatholdnomeaning:

wearing sunglasses indoors and doing shots of beer

this is how to live guys we’ve been doing it wrong the whole time

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